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    Double-OH SPIT! The James Bond Ball

    SPIT turns 2! And we are celebrating in style, James Bond style, to be specific. Come join us at your sexiest east van queer mayhem Fr. December 2nd @ the ANZA (3 West 8th Ave.) $12 (2x1 before 10:30) More info: facebook event


    Your sexiest East Van queer party is back on tracksuits and tight, sexy, sweaty workout gear. Fri. Oct 7th @ the ANZA (3 West 8th Ave.) $10 (2x1 before 10:30) More info: fb event


    eastside queer late night party
    friday july 29 - open studios
    for more information, visit iron-rod.ca

    SPIT on BLOW PONY (Pride 2011)

    The Waldorf Hotel

    Pride Long Weekend
    Sunday July 31, 2011
    Doors at 8 PM

    Tickets $12 (Early Bird) / $16 (Advance) / $20 (Door)
    Available Monday July 11 at Little Sisters, The Waldorf Hotel and online at spitvsblowpony.eventbrite.com

    Facebook Event Page

    Transit Access: #14, #16 or #20 to Hastings/McLean
    (TransLink Trip Planner)*

    Bicycle Access:
    A few blocks off of the Mosaic and Adanac bike routes.
    (<A HREF="http://vancouver.ca/engsvcs/transport/cycling/bikeways/documents/2011BikeMap.pdf)*

    * all links to external sites on this blog are provided for convenience; we cannot guarantee the accuracy of any third-party information.

    Physical accessibility:
    Regrettably, the Waldorf Hotel is not wheelchair accessible.

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we’ve got a contest for y’all.

Posted by mkushnir on April 23, 2010

so, we love rasterbating. what’s that, you ask? well, it’s not quite as fun as masturbating, but you can do it in public without getting arrested. it’s basically blowing images up to gargantuan sizes by transforming them algorithmically into dots of varying sizes. if that doesn’t make sense, don’t worry about it. (if it does, feel free to call me anytime – i loves nerdy talk in bed.)

problem is that we don’t know what to rasterbate. well, we do actually. we want to rasterbate PICTURES OF HOT PEOPLE and decorate the next party with them. but quinn and i just can’t figure out what you folks like to stare at:

(marky mark or james dean?)

so, we’re asking you for help! and in exchange, we’re giving you a chance to win tickets and a FREE DRINK to the next SPIT!

yep, that’s right. it’s as easy as one-two-three!

here’s how it works:

1. you send us the name of your favourite celebrity hottie. you know, the one that you would break up with whoever you’re dating for.

2. we blow it up large size and put it on the walls of the next party.

3. you get in for free and get a free drink!

but here’s the catch – there are only 9 slots. so you’ll have to get back to us quickly!

to send in your vote, send an e-mail to spitvancouver@gmail.com with your name, phone number (so we can call you to let you know if you win!) and the name of your celebrity crush. feel free to explain why you think they’re hot – we’ll find a picture to reflect this.

sound good? then go!

love always to you sexy numbers.


One Response to “we’ve got a contest for y’all.”

  1. JL said

    xo JL

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