DJ SQUEEZEBOX (or holyshit IT’S A GIRL!!!)

ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ’80s party might have just gotten a little bit hotter.

please welcome DJ SQUEEZEBOX to the delicious shitshow that is our fair party. if she’s not a fuckin’ looker, i don’t know what is.

also on the topic of things i don’t know, i actually don’t know much about this lovely lady, except that she’s hot, italian and spins vinyl like a mofo. so i’m sure to be just as surprised as you. but seeing as this leggy beauty comes straight from spinning the LADY GAGA AFTERPARTY at canvas last week, i’m sure it’s gonna be a hot night indeed.

now, if  you’ll excuse me, i need to pick quinn up from the airport. that’s right, my darling is back from his european adventure. CIAO BELLE E BELLI!